Big-Tit Chip Shop Rubbish.

Not much on this morning- although the headline "Dropping Robinson would destroy him and cause terrible damage" was a good one. Of that there's no doubt- dropping such chip-shop rubbish as Robinson would practically level the entire southern hemisphere. Don't do it McClaren. In fact possibly the only element of enjoyment I derive from England matches is at the goalkeeper's expense; watching him flounder around in goal like a positionally-deficient walrus. On the subject of walruses, Sam Allardyce is a cocksocket.

Meanwhile Billy G talks up France's chances, but more interestingly sheds some insight on his cock injury:

"I am ready. I have been training all week and physically I feel fine. I will be ready on Saturday if the manager wants me. He will decide whether or not to pick me but in my head I'm already on the park. "

So expect our friend Everbody Loves Raymond Domenech to miraculously play him for 300 minutes, resulting in complete castration.

Continuing the North London comedy goalkeeping routine Jens Lehmann talks of his omission from the team, and the effect it had on him last time. While Manuel has been solid so far, he was culpable for Sunderland's second goal at the weekend and Mad Jens certainly responded to being dropped in some style before. Should be intriguing to see where Fabianski comes into the equation, after looking good against Newcastle in the Carling Cup.

The Fabregas talks up our strike force and commends them on replacing Henry, and also has some words of encouragement for Eduardo, who will surely play an important part when the African Nations Cup comes around (assuming Togo qualify). Our boss elaborates on his meticulous attention to detail by revealing his "addiction" to statistics, and finally if you want a good giggle then have a look at the wonderful knee-jerk reaction to nothing speculation from the wonderfully named "West Ham Till I Die (what an affliction that is)." Loving the obligatory Robinson dig mind. Enjoy the sublime sedative that is the England match tomorrow- to exacerbate things further and to give you something more entertaining to think about, here's my report on our recent derby win.